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video- wonderful start to Christmas

This is absolutely delightful.  Florence Baptist Temple in Burlington, Kentucky, USA sure put on a great show for their Singing Christmas Tree! These young men are quite awesome.  In honour of the...

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poem-false

They lie across my lids stuck like  caterpillars Coyly magnifying each magnificent blink, each flirtatious flutter, adding power to each sultry glower, Prepare prey to be ensnared, enter and be...

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poem- Sochi shivers

Snow falling outside the window Snow falling on the venues at Sochi While I watch winter, I dream of hot water: Olympic bath time. (They don’t offer a medal for shivering and that’s my best winter...

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poem-spring melt

The snow is melting! I hear water tumbling like a waterfall dripping into pool. Cascading down my window blinds puddling inside my door. The snow is melting! and I need a new roof. . . . Tagged:...

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poem- crap!

T’is the season snow is melting that’s the reason things are smelling Get the shovel bag all  the crap shoulder muscles ache while it splats into the bag Excrement is winter’s last joke: dog- doo dizzy...

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poem- no poem

There is no poem today. The muses did not stop my way. Regretfully I must decline upon some vague truth to opine Today for you there is no verse. but chin up, it could be worse! Tagged: end rhyme,...

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poem- what

When his gaze met hers across the room, what he meant to say with his wink was, ‘You entrance me’ ‘I want to know you.’ ‘I will fill your life with joy.’ But when she looked again, tears poured down...

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poem-caught

The “Isle of Capri” scent wafting from the Lampe Berger was supposed to ensure you didn’t walk up the stairs and ask, “What’d you burn?” Perhaps I’ve used this strategy once too often? . . . I am...

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poem-breath

Your breath on this hot day softly panting beside me is so putrid I can’t explain why I adore you. . But I do. . . . (dog love) Tagged: dog, humour, poem, poetry

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poem-broken

We don’t appreciate comfort until the air conditioner condenser breaks when it’s 40 degrees* out because dog pee corroded the evaporator coil. The steaming house is broken and dogs get more expensive...

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anecdote- colouring eyebrows

Over heard in the staff room: K- Even if I don’t wear any other makeup, I have to wear mascara: my lashes are white! S- Me, too.  I use it on my eyebrows, too. D- What!? Why don’t you just dye your...

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poem- together

His scowl bounces off the walls and she knows what kind of bounce he needs but their inconvenient visitor incites invible depression so there is no undressing for decompressing As Franklin did say,...

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poem- weathered

Is that rain or is it snow? The weather out there doesn’t know. But it’s coming quickly through the air, so I won’t be going anywhere. Tagged: fun, humour, poem, poetry, quatrain, snow, weather, winter

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poem- canine scheming

In the hallway between kitchen and bedrooms the chef knife catches the light. Which poodle is plotting nefarious exploits? Should we be locking bedroom doors at night? Tagged: alliteration, assonance,...

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poem-costume construction

They’re hiding out at Huyter’s House amid tutus and two by twos. Keren constructs costumes and walls Her production can not stall (though reproduction’s done, y’all). Garage transformed to costume shop...

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poem-pi sigh

This morning 3.14 15 at 9:26.53 I waited breathlessly for Math Gods to bestow great knowing. I waited for glowing in the sky as the moment equaled  ten digits of pi. But no. No math enlightenment from...

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poem-between the lines

Honey, quit hunting between the lines for secret messages! The pondering that ravages your mind is funny. Sometimes a like is just a like, it’s not a matter of spite a declaration of might, suggestion...

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poem-bone bling

“So what happened exactly?” the students asked, and I told them about the fall, casts, surgery, plate, and screws. “Ha!” one laughed, “That’s perfect for you!” “Why?” I asked “Because now even your...

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poem- retirement project

That old shell of a van might make a fun project for you. Just think, when it’s done you can make out in the back with a hot chick, or at least a chick with hot flashes. . Tagged: aging, couple, flash,...

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poem-screw you!

Oh you, Screw, exiting from bone seeking a new home pushing through my skin in increasing agonies of effort. As we part ways, may I state that while I appreciate you having held me together during that...

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